"And now they want to tear me down. Instantly, as soon as I did Pirates II, they say: ‘Oh, he’s selling out.’ What the fuck does that mean, selling out? What if I did Ed Wood II, is that selling out? I mean, it’s not like I was ever looking to become franchise boy, I was never looking to become anything like that. I just latched on to a character I loved." - Johnny Depp
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my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry
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Is he attractive or does he just dress well?
Is he attractive or is he just tall?
Is he attractive or does he just have a nice bank account?
Is he attractive or am I just desperate?
Love these ladies.
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I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.